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Senators Vow To Cut Their Own Salaries To Minimum Wage
Senator Alexander said his dramatic gesture would inspire Americans who feel that no one in Washington can understand what it is like to get by on the minimum wage. However, he is sympathetic to those who, despite every effort, might not be able to pay their bills.
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Mel Gibson Set to Direct First Big Budget Snuff Film
The idea that Mel might actually kill people on screen has raised some eyebrows but Mel defended himself vehemently, pointing out that reality is all the rage these days
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Mel Gibson Will Exorcise His Demons -- Literally
Mel sought out the services of the world's best exorcist, Father Damien Coughlin who, after extensive examination, determined that the devout actor is possessed.
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Jeff Gannon Tapped For New Post Of Media Czar
"Freedom of the press is a noble ideal which has its merits," said Cheney, "but in a time of war, measures must be taken to regulate the reporting of certain information which is not in the best interest of National Security."
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Hillary Clinton Makes Herself Over Into Cindy Sheehan
In an interview for MSNBC, the senator went on the defensive when asked if her new hard-left persona was being deliberately crafted in the wake of Joseph Lieberman's defeat by anti-war candidate Ned Lamont.
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Why Mickey Mouse Wants Out
Do you have any idea what it's like to have to greet kids at Disneyland every single day, always smiling, never slipping off for a cigarette?
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Hillary Clinton Tries To Smear Barack Obama Using Tara Conner
Tara claims that Hillary Clinton tried to bully her into using her feminine wiles on rising Dem star Barack Obama in an attempt to tarnish his reputation and neutralize him as a political rival.
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Mighty Mel Gibson Keeps On Raking It In
Million dollar Mel Gibson has more surprises up his sleeve. He's prepping for the next installment of Lethal Weapon in which his unstable character Martin Riggs, in the midst of a delusional psychotic episode believes that he is Saddam Hussein.
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Mysterious Strain Of Bird Flu Found In People Linked to Enron
Gertrude Von Staadten, spokesperson for the World Health Organization believes that the virus might have first appeared at a special wildlife preserve owned by Enron that was used for hunting excursions taken by Lay and others from the beleaguered company.
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Naughty Miss USA, Tara Conner, Is A Girl Gone Wild
Sexy Tara is threatening to oust Britney as the most fun "good girl gone bad" to grab the public's sordid imagination.
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Heather Mills McCartney beats out Ann Coulter for title of "World's Biggest Bitch"
Mills McCartney, who is embroiled in a nasty divorce with Paul, is widely perceived to be a gold-digging, self-serving harpy, although there are some who defend her, saying that she is "misunderstood".
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Size Matters: Leonardo DiCaprio Lands Coveted Brando Role
Observers noted that not only were Leo’s acting skills reaching Brandoesque proportions, his physique was heading in that direction as well.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger And Mel Gibson Drink A Toast To Racial Purity
But the former superstar's headaches are far from over. A secretly obtained tape of Arnold enjoying a few drinks with his pal Mel Gibson may bring about the termination of the Terminator's term as California's top politico.
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Tom Cruise seeks spiritual guidance from Madonna and Michael Jackson
Word is that Cruise went on to seek spiritual advice from an unlikely source, Michael Jackson, who has become a convert to Sufism, a mystical branch of Islam, since he relocated to Bahrain.
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Congressman Virgil Goode Wants To Ban Foreign Imports
When the event was disrupted by a group of hecklers who held up signs and called out, "Love thy Neighbor!" Goode took it all in stride.
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Parents Send Teen Son To Confront Armed Intruder While They Hide In Bedroom
Allan Smithson went back into his bedroom and locked the door. He comforted his worried wife by assuring her that James would do his best to take care of the problem. She had already called 9/11 but due to recent cuts in services, it would be a little while before they could respond.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Give Up Baby Suri After She Is Is Bested By Shiloh Pitt-Jolie
Suri's name will be changed and she will be raised somewhere in Europe. Cruise will continue to contribute anonymously to the financial care of the little one.
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Help! Teen Daughter Wants To Ditch her Panties Just Like Britney
Lately, as I'm sure you know, Britney's been going around without any panties and giving the world an eyeful. Well, you guessed it, now "Cyndi" wants to go to school without wearing any undies
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Lindsay Lohan, Tara Conner To Host Trump's Miss Rehab USA Pageant
By far the most controversial change in the pageant will be the replacement of the swimsuit competition with a contest inspired by the partying antics of so many young lady celebrities
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Cell Phone Crazed Naomi Campbell Is New Celebrity Spokeswoman For T-Mobile
"We like to say that Naomi is to violence what Kate Moss is to drugs. She makes it glamorous and gorgeous. We're really looking forward to our partnership."
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Showtime Brings Us Divorce Celebrity Style
The season kicks off with a bang as some of the biggest names in the biz compete to have their personal particulars made public in the nastiest way.
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Next Year's Model Is All Boy
Fast food chains, however, are reveling in the news as sightings of 6 foot tall emaciated young girls stuffing themselves with burgers and fries have surfaced all over the country.
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Angry Actors Have A Friend In Hollywood
Got anger? Still want to have an acting career? That's possible now, with the latest addition to the elite powerhouse talent agencies in town. They're called The Anger Management Agency.
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